jacobhpb:

nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021:

bentsahra:

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion

god thank you for giving us a better term for when the grapes arent soggy and shit, instead of saying fucking “tight grapes”

little-urban-witch:

annoying-copycat:

aquatic-enthusiast:

coreytasticc:

regularlesbian:

dumbass-bitch-disease:

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Duolingo bimboification

  • 2019: cute!
  • 2014: classic. Nice.
  • 2012: eats human skin
  • 2011: this might be a harmful black magic sigil
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Duo Owl c. 1536

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

@handsomme

Thanks for the free Spanish lessons, Duo Demon

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

radfem-alex:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

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???????

These are from my boss. It’s fine.

We’ve been friends for years now. This is just how we talk to each other. This is how we operate our business. It’s fine.

This is the same person that sent me the “I ate a lot of ham today” texts.

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I’ve known them since we were kids. This is normal.

vonlipvig:

myrrhguy:

multitrackdrifting:

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

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What in the holy name of ass are foreskin memes?

Imagine having to pay to use this website

shawsbear:

clownboybebop:

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

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gay-jesus-probably:

ok but like can you fuckin imagine being Bumi in ATLA… you’re literally a hundred and twelve years old, you’ve witnessed the complete genocide of an entire race, which your childhood best friend was apart of, and have spent the last literal century believing said best friend was killed along with his people. you’re doing your thing one day, being the king of your city, when some little punks recreate one of the crazier stunts you tried with your long dead best friend back in the day. and yknow thats pretty funny, hits you right in the nostalgia, you’ll probably let them off with a warning, when in walks your goddamn best friend, the one that presumably died a century ago, and is now somehow alive and still twelve. no explanation is presented for any of these things.

i honestly can’t blame bumi for fucking with aang for the entire episode bcause honestly can you even imagine how much he must have been internally freaking out? i bet after the gaang got locked into their room for the night bumi just went off and had a good long scream because seriously what the fuck.

mens-rights-activia:

No, the Olivia bots aren’t “evolving” some tumblr users are very obviously creating fake Olivia bot accounts and responding to your posts, please use critical thinking for once, if the Olivia bot account is followed by 4206969, uhm clearly it was made on purpose, if the Olivia bot account responds multiple times to the same post, it was made on purpose. If the Olivia bot account is responding with tumblr memes, guess what? On purpose. Real Olivia bot stans can tell the difference